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S Factor pole dancer Sheila Kelley

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For those of you who saw the story on CNN about the stolen poles...I had nothing to do with it. I swear it wasn't me, really...truly. *bats eyelashes*






Apparently these street light poles can bring about $100 each when sold for scrap metal. So they think they are being sawed down and stolen by drug users who need the money. Got it? Drug addicts, not pole dancers. ;)

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I saw them stacked behind your place!
LOL they are a bit thick I think to be used for dancing :)
I was going to accuse you, but then you batted your eyelashes and smiled and I forgot everything.

But I stole some for you, just in case.
Reminds me of the guy that was stealing manhole covers and selling them for scrap. After about thirty of them, they caught him. When they did the math on the amount of time he spent lugging the covers around to sell them, it turned out that he was making about 30 cents an hour.
God, this city is so weird.
Did you see the news story around Halloween about the bank robber dressed as a witch? You gotta love this stuff.
No, I saw the one about the bank robber dressed like a clown! I was picturing him saying, "gimme the damn money, homie don't play that!" *bonk*

Then there's the guy arrested for stealing women's panties, or the foot fetish guy, or the trannie that climbed the Smith Tower, etc etc etc

My grandma used to say, "If it's not nailed down, someone will steal it."

Evidently, she was wrong; they'll steal it even if it IS nailed down....
hahaha, I did hear about that :-D
I don't know, pole dancing on stolen street lights sounds fun. ^_^