Apparently I need to add to my website "...as featured on CSI".
*does a happy dance*
Dialog from CSI:
Investigator: You teach this?
Pole dancing teacher: Strippers have the best bodies in town. You want the body? This is how you get it.
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Exotic dance on the beach at sunrise:
I felt like a Road Warrior princess:
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Exotic dance on the beach at sunrise:
I felt like a Road Warrior princess: