Okay, synnoveaevael told me she was just watching CSI and the episode featured a pole dancing school in a gym. Seriously people, I couldn't pay for advertising this good. Hollywood is doing all the publicity for me.
Apparently I need to add to my website "...as featured on CSI".
*does a happy dance*
Dialog from CSI:
Investigator: You teach this?
Pole dancing teacher: Strippers have the best bodies in town. You want the body? This is how you get it.