N: Will you be at the Underworld party on Saturday?
Me: I don't know. I have a beading party in the afternoon that I'm really looking forward to. And I don't know how late it will go. So I might be late to the Underworld party or miss it all together.
N: What? Why are you going to that?
Me: Because I have a ton of beads and I don't know what to do with them.
N: Oh! A beading party. I thought you meant you were going to a beating party.
Me: What? Why would I...oh. Yeah. *laughing* See, that's what we get for having so many friends in the fetish community. We're always going to hear things that way.