Girl who dances in a cage (cagekitten) wrote,
Girl who dances in a cage
cagekitten

Turning the "screen non-friends comments" back on

I decided to try a little experiment and I unlocked the "screen all comments by non-friends" feature. After only two days I got an unwanted comment and had to turn it back on. But this is the surprising thing. It was a comment pointing out how bad I am for...snuggling.

Dude, if you want to criticize my lifestyle there are so many other aspects you could have used for fodder. Here's a list so you can be better prepared next time:

1. Guns. That's right guns. I shoot them, I practice with them, I pose with them for pictures. Don't you want to tell me what a bad, bad hobby that is? After all, don't guns kill people?

2. My clothes. Hello!? Have you seen what I wear to the clubs? I even take scissors to some of my clothes and shred them before I wear them. I am a bad, bad Kitten.

3. Semi-employment. For that past 6 months I've only worked part time. And every one knows it's just physically impossible on a part time salary to pay all your bills, keep a roof over your head, food on the table and still have enough left over to buy pretty club clothes and go out to clubs. Shame on me for doing all that while others works full time! I am a bad, shameful Kitten!

4. Clubs/Parties. Come one, a girl shouldn't be out all weekend living it up when she could be home baking or something. I sometimes even drink and dance suggestively (which can lead to snuggling). Did you overlook this bad, bad habit I have?


But snuggling? You think I'm bad because of all the snuggling I do!? Well either get used to it or stop reading my journal. Because I wouldn't give up snuggling for all the guns, clothes, jobs or parties in the world. Consider yourself banned until you learn to join the cult of snuggle!!!
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