The dictionary definition of celibate:
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cel·i·bate
noun/verb
One who abstains from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows.
One who is unmarried
[Latin caelibtus, from caelebs, caelib-, unmarried.]
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Oddly enough, the dictionary doesn't seem to have the exact definition I'm looking for. It would go something like:
cel·i·bate
An involuntary condition resulting when one decides to wait to find a potential lifetime partner before engaging in sexual activity but said potential lifetime partner cannot be found for extended number of intollerable years. Condition is curable by impairing judgement with a combination of two six packs, a very cute boy and a dancing cage (or stripper pole if cage is unavailable).