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Sexy Pimp

mood: naughty naughty
music: Lap Dance - N.E.R.D.
I just finished putting together my pimp costume for the Pimp 'n Ho Prom tonight. I think it's pretty sexy. Hopefully I'll be the hottest pimp at the prom (at least of the female variety).

Now where my girls at!? Bring on 'dem bitches!

*practicing my bitch slap*

Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 at 06:42 pm | | Leave a comment | 15 comments | | Flag

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seattlesque

you can bitch slap yours truly

so duz I get to go with you?...I need an in...

me and my mercury phobia. :)
but somehow I really want to go.
it's like, I'm s'posed to!
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 06:49 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

cagekitten

Re: you can bitch slap yours truly

Honey I'm not a member. So if you're looking for an "in" then I'm not your gal. If you want a ride there I can help you though.

You still got my number? If not, e-mail me.
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 06:52 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

deliciouspear

ooooooooooooo! Me!

Slap me!

~Squee
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 07:47 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

reddheart

Squee, just remember that you mah Loaner Bitch, yo!

*muahahah!*
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 08:07 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

deliciouspear

Loaner?

LOANER?!?!?!

You've stopped CHARGING for me?!?!

What the HELL is THAT about?!?!?

*stomps off in a strop*

~Squee
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 08:09 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

reddheart

Awnahnahnahnah!!!

Meanin' you're workin' under someone else on loaner. I get a cut an' you're workin' under me later.

*pimpstickswat!*

Now...gitchooass workin! :D
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 08:18 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

deliciouspear

~~~~~~
I get a cut an' you're workin' under me later.
~~~~~~

Well as long as I get to be under you at some point.

*leers*
*ducks and covers*

~~~~~
*pimpstickswat!*
~~~~~~

*rubs bottom*

~Squee
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 08:21 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

deliciouspear

~~~~~~~
Now...gitchooass workin! :D
~~~~~~

Okay, but I aint working for HIM:

http://pub83.ezboard.com/fscorchcakefrm36.showMessage?topicID=7.topic

I stabbed him in the crotch with a skewer once cause he wouldn't leave me alone.

You're my PIMP - aren't you supposed to make the muggleskeezoids leave me ALONE?!?!

~Squee
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 08:50 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

cagekitten

I'm gonna bitch slap BOTH you ho's if you don't stop bickering!!!








Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 09:43 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

reddheart

But..but...you LOVE me.

Because I...um...because I'm SPECIAL!!!
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2003 10:59 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

deliciouspear

No, I love you cause you tell me too.

~Squee
Posted on Jun. 28th, 2003 02:20 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

deliciouspear

Hey! Don't call my Master a Ho!

~Squee
Posted on Jun. 28th, 2003 02:19 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

seedmoon

I hope you got pictures. I'd hate to totally miss you in your pimp outfit.
Posted on Jun. 28th, 2003 12:25 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

amazonwoman

Damn! Why doesn't anyone throw parties like that where I live.

Brisbanes such a hole!

Dress up parties are so much fun! I hope you have/had a good time.
Posted on Jun. 28th, 2003 08:32 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

transcendence1

If I was around for this, I would have so totally been a ho for you.

...

That didn't sound too right did it?

...

OH you know what I mean!
Posted on Jun. 30th, 2003 10:41 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply