Girl who dances in a cage (cagekitten) wrote,
Girl who dances in a cage

today I learned how to break people

Yeeee-haaaa! After weeks of practicing stances and a few punches, Kung Fu class finally got hands-on. In addition to learning some punch combinations, flicks and kicks...we learned some self defense moves. People took turns grabbing me, pulling me and generally trying to drag me away while I learned and practiced different ways of breaking their wrist, arm, nose or just generally leaving them in so much pain that they'll probably think twice before they ever come near another woman again.


Oh yeah, and one of the sifus told me tonight how much I've improved over the last few weeks. *beaming with pride*

So...who out there wants to try and molest me so I can practice? Come on dammit! Give it a shot. I need the practice!


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