I subscribe to a couple free stuff e-mail lists where I see all kinds of stuff being given away daily from furniture to fish. But this one that was put on the list tonight takes the cake. They even included a picture:
Heh, anybody out there need a date to for the prom?
I suspect he's looking for a new home as part of the witness protection program. He probably ratted out some dude that used him in the car to drive in the carpool lanes during rush hour.