The owner had me take a look at the dance area and tell him how big I wanted the go-go boxes and where I would like them placed. He's basically building and placing them to my specifications and I'm to come by a week from Friday and check them out. I also brought up the pole dancing idea and he would like to install a pole for me. However I'm not sure how much he understood or took seriously my instructions that it had to be a chrome pole or something known as a "powder finish" in order for me to be able to spin on it. I'm concerned he'll just put in a steel pole and be disappointed that I can't use it. Or he may find out how expensive it is and not do it at all. We'll see.
He asked if I change outfits throughout the night and my jaw just kind of dropped. I stammered trying to think of an excuse not to since so far I have only found one dance outfit in my closet that still fits me.
I tried them all on today and none of my hot pants fit. My new PVC hot pants with the zipper up the front no longer fit. My sheer spider web hot pants don’t fit. My skull and cross bones pirate hot pants don’t fit. My custom made to fit me genuine LA stripper store shiny hot pants no longer fit. None of them fit. And do you want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE NO ASS! It’s gone! Gone I tell you!! I couldn’t fill out hot pants to save my life. :(
How am I supposed to do a job where I'm being paid to be eye candy when I have no T&A? I need an ass transplant STAT!