Girl who dances in a cage (cagekitten) wrote,
Girl who dances in a cage
cagekitten

A letter to Cage Kitten's body

Dear Body,

On the way home from the doctor's office today I picked up some treats for you! First of all a healthy salad. Now I know what you're thinking, that it isn't going to help you gain weight. But you need the veggies and I added some tuna and chicken for protein.

And second...I got you a pair of knee high lace up black PVC boots for only $3.00! They'll look adorable with your fishnets and little PVC hotpants. Oh...except the hotpants are a size too big now so you need to put on some weight to wear them again. Yeah...okay...shoulda picked up a steak to go with that salad.
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