August 11th, 2004

sword crossing pole

I'm sorry, you didn't actually need those testicles did you?

Every Wednesday this month is self defense day in Kung Fu (ther other two days per week we learn something else). So last week the Sifu told the men to wear a cup this Wednesday. *cringe* This means we're gonna get serious tonight. The boys in my class are all so nice, I hope I don't hurt anyone. I mean I want to learn to break their arms and send them to the floor sprawling in pain. But I only want to learn it, I don't actually want do any real damage in class. I hope they follow the Sifu's advice.
over the shoulder Kitten

Did anyone get the number of that truck that hit me?

I was the only white belt in class today. So instead self defense we did flips instead. I think I spent a solid 45 minutes tonight flipping, somersaulting and slamming myself into the mat, over...and over...and over...

Oh, and now I can do a somersault and shoot straight up into a kick (just like in the movies). I just wish I could remember the name of the kick.