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socks and cat

Found a hotel in Portland across the street from the best strip club in town. We can walk home after enjoying an evening of booze and strippers. Portland should be renamed Sin City.



There are some seedy strip clubs in that place -- and quite an education was had by me awhile ago at a bachelor party I attended.
Well I'm not looking for seedy. Just talented pole dancers.
The hotel is booked full for the weekend (we got one of the last rooms). So unless those guys plan far ahead and made reservations, they won't be staying there.