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Lucky Orlando

I used to think that Helena Bonham Carter was the most beautiful woman in the world. But now I'm convinced it's this woman, Orlando Bloom's fiance:

When I saw her in Victoria's Secret I thought she was 14 or something. But apparently she's 27 years old.


Meh... I've seen better looking.

But yeah I think it is partly the "Jail Bait" sensor in my head going off.
Agreed -- she looks (and is built like) a kid for me to see past the "jail bait" sensor too.

She's pretty - but she's not even the hottest I've seen at clubs.

Different tastes for differest folks
She's up my alley for pretty, but I'm afraid of those lips. They look 'installed' vs. born with. I've never been a fan of the injection lip trend, but if they're natural, I'll quit my complaining.

As a photographer, I should know better. It may not be anything other than well-done makeup to make her lips look like that if they otherwise don't. As an overall package, yup, she's pretty. *fans self*
Agreed. and those with lips like that from the original equipment manufacturer are just fine! I'm kind of tired of the women doing it for some sort of enhancement they didn't need, that's all. It's the only thing that jumped out at me as a possible bad choice if it was made, but otherwise, 98% is my vote, too.
I suppose you're also against man-made diamonds because they aren't "natural" :P

Concerns about negative social impact of unrealistic physiology aside: if it looks good it looks good; doesn't matter how it got that way.
She looks like a minor... she's pretty but she looks too underage (I know she's 27 but she looks 14) and under-developed for me to call her "hot"
How many Helena Bonham Carter s are there? This doesn't look like the same person who played Bellatrix Lestrange in Harry Potter (among other roles in well-known movies). http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000307/

Yeah, I checked what is supposed to be a comprehensive list of every Victoria Secret model in the history of forever and that name isn't on it.

Judging by the uncharacteristically dark shadows around her neck for a bright day on the beach they tried very hard to make her neck seem even skinnier so the following statement may not apply to the actual model (who I can't find any other pics of) but as to the picture: While I do appreciate a very wide range of body types, including tiny/skinny, I don't like women with spindly, unmuscled necks (or legs but you can't see them in this pic). It screams "I have an eating disorder and am emotionally and physically vulnerable please abuse me." which probably wouldn't be healthy for either of us in the long run. Hah... like I'd have a chance anyway between Orlando and cambler competing for her attention xD

I don't like spindly arms either but on their own it probably just means they don't do upper body workouts.