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My future zombie costume

So apparently there will be a zombie night at Norwescon on the first night of the event. I don't like zombies because they are not sexy (gaping wounds and dripping blood just don't qualify as attractive) and their lack of conversation skills makes them incredibly boring. Who wants to attend an event with a bunch of boring, ugly people who don't talk? Lucky for me I won't be at Norwescon Thursday night and I get to miss all the groaning grossness. But for future zombie events I thought it might be fun to put together a zombie hunter costume. I'm going to make one complete with a severed zombie head, it will look a lot like this:

And I'll have a tank top like this:

Let's face it. Cage Kitten only does zombie if she can do it in a sexy outfit! Now where can I get a very real looking toy assault rifle? I want a rifle that makes cool noises like the Airsoft toy one in this video (but preferably not priced $100 like this one):


I see your point now. Find me some leather or kevlar that still manages to look sexy and I'm all over it.
I dont know fashion well enough -- but if you walk in with a T-Shirt
as your armor, you'll look more like a Zombie Treat rather than
a Zombie Hunter.

I know it's all in fun, but fighting zombies with nothing that can
prevent bites?? I don't know... living on the edge...

Yes, but I'll die looking hot. That's all the matters, right?