I'm just a girl...

So apparently there will be a zombie night at Norwescon on the first night of the event. I don't like zombies because they are not sexy (gaping wounds and dripping blood just don't qualify as attractive) and their lack of conversation skills makes them incredibly boring. Who wants to attend an event with a bunch of boring, ugly people who don't talk? Lucky for me I won't be at Norwescon Thursday night and I get to miss all the groaning grossness. But for future zombie events I thought it might be fun to put together a zombie hunter costume. I'm going to make one complete with a severed zombie head, it will look a lot like this:





And I'll have a tank top like this:



Let's face it. Cage Kitten only does zombie if she can do it in a sexy outfit! Now where can I get a very real looking toy assault rifle? I want a rifle that makes cool noises like the Airsoft toy one in this video (but preferably not priced $100 like this one):