Spiked bra (posted yesterday) has been ordered. When you include shipping, it is insanely expensive. And when it comes to bras, even if it's your size, there's no guarantee it will fit. But when your breasts are so small that you sometimes can't even fill out an "A" cup, having your boobs stared at in the clubs is a rare and special treat. The only way I can convey how it feels is if you imagine you have been flat broke your entire life. And then suddenly you have a million dollars to blow on anyone and everyone. That's how it feels having your humble endowment suddenly get noticed and stared at and talked to all night at the club. It's worth the cost of the bra just to feel that rich for one night.