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A school teacher received this picture from one of her grade school students:

Concerned, she contacted the child's mother. She got the following response:

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Mrs. Smith

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thats cute.. I think it looks more like a sledge hammer, when I was in kindergarten they asked me to draw a picture of our mom and dad.. Well my parents were hippies so nudity was not a big deal. I drew my dad naked. It got a good chuckle at the parents night at school.

I don't even remember drawing it but my mom saved it.
That's funny!
Hahaha! That is WAY too funny.

One of my guy friends got reprehended by his teacher when he was in kindergarten. The teacher gave each kid a letter and they were supposed to draw a picture of it. He got the letter "P." He got in trouble for drawing a poo. His teacher called in his mom. My friend had no idea why he was in trouble. He said "That's not a poo. That's a pickle." The teacher said "Pickles are green, not brown." He insisted he used a green crayon. Then his mom said that he must be color blind like his dad. Sure enough, he was color blind! He couldn't tell greens from browns.

That rocks!
I agree that it looks like a sledgehammer. Besides if it were a stripper, the guys would all be sitting down in chairs, wouldn't they?
hehe not if she is that good ;)
I mean she can strip and spin on a sledgehammer, that takes talent.
Cute, but I don't buy it. Something is fishy here.