Homework
A school teacher received this picture from one of her grade school students:
Concerned, she contacted the child's mother. She got the following response:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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Concerned, she contacted the child's mother. She got the following response:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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I don't even remember drawing it but my mom saved it.
One of my guy friends got reprehended by his teacher when he was in kindergarten. The teacher gave each kid a letter and they were supposed to draw a picture of it. He got the letter "P." He got in trouble for drawing a poo. His teacher called in his mom. My friend had no idea why he was in trouble. He said "That's not a poo. That's a pickle." The teacher said "Pickles are green, not brown." He insisted he used a green crayon. Then his mom said that he must be color blind like his dad. Sure enough, he was color blind! He couldn't tell greens from browns.
I mean she can strip and spin on a sledgehammer, that takes talent.