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Hooter girl

One of my students recently got hired at Hooters. I'm actually really glad she did, because she's not just beautiful -- she's exceptionally beautiful. I think when you have to die for looks that are far above and beyond the norm of beautiful, at some point or another in your life you should have a chance to share it with the world and make a good living from your beauty. I'm not prescribing this as a way of life of course. I mean if she wants to go to college and be a biologist or an attorney or something, she should. But when you have heart stopping beauty, why not use it to work your way through college?

Anyway, she gave me some amusing insights into being a Hooter's girl:

1. You are not hired as a server, you are technically hired as an "entertainer". So from a legal standpoint, this means you can be fired if you gain weight.

2. You don't just talk to the people at your tables, you make the rounds and talk to everyone at every table. This makes sense, since most folks are likely not there for the food, but the attention and time from all the pretty girls.

3. Everyone works as a team. If a plate of food is up but it's not for your table, take it to the table anyway. Every server...errr...I mean "entertainer", helps every other.

4. The clothes have spandex in them, so they squeeze you together and give you more cleavage. This bit probably doesn't surprise anyone.

5. No tattoos allowed, the girls have to cover their tattoos with make-up before coming to work.

6. No rings except wedding rings. Only one pair of earrings allowed. So if you are double or triple pierced, take them out before you come to work. I guess they want the girls to look conservative.

7. No excessive eye make up, no eye shadow at all. Your make up should appear natural at all times. I can only guess as to the reason for this. Maybe they want the girls to look more like the girl next door than an exotic entertainer.


I should also mention that Hooters is the ONLY place I know that serves deep fried pickles. So if anyone is in the mood to visit Hooters, please take me along. I really *miss* fried pickles!!

And this concludes your lesson today on how to be a Hooter girl.

Comments

Hooters makes me sick.
>No excessive eye make up, no eye shadow at all.

I'm curious as to the difference between eye makeup and eye shadow. That seems like a pretty fine line to be drawing.
Eye liner and mascara are permitted.
Aw come on. Hooters does have good wings. ;). I made DH bring me to one in Florida. I got a tank top that says "Out of your league".
Deep fried pickle?! That's just too much!

I want one of those spandex shirts!
They sell the shirts at Hooters! Or did you mean one without the Hooters logo?
No one ever talks to me at Hooters! :) I have gone there many many times. Maybe it's a New England thing. I go for the buffalo shrimp (not really the women my version of Hooters would involve pale women in 18th century clothing, corsets, stockings, and serving Absinthe).

I keep commenting on your blog. Sorry about that you always have something interesting to comment on. Trademarks, boobs it's all good!
Thanks :) Nice steampunk outfit!
I'm almost always in the mood to go to Hooters. It's been almost a decade since I was there last time. They're all closing. Even Lynnwood couldn't keep a Hooters. LYNNWOOD! And I have never had a deep fried pickle. I think there's a Hooters still on South Lake Union.
I won't be happy with places like Hooters existing, except *maybe* if there were equivalents for straight women to hang out at.
And it's not because I don't *have* hooters! I just realized that a passerby might think I didn't like the idea of a place like Hooters because it looks like I don't have any in the avatar I posted! LOL!