Girl who dances in a cage (cagekitten) wrote,
Girl who dances in a cage
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Twilight

I'm not going to post any spoilers, but am going to give a spoilerless review.

Sucked.


And not in a vampire sexy way. I mean sucked bad.

Don't see this movie. It gives a chopped up edited version of the plot with none of the richness, depth and wonder of the novel.

The scenes that were SUPPOSED to be romantic and sexy and tension filled were so over the top corny and bad that everyone was laughing. Can you imagine people laughing during a movie at all the spots that are supposed to get you excited or scared? If you want to know how corny it is, think after school special with vampires and poor attempts at sexual tension.

If you plan to see the movie, please at least read the book first so you won't have the experienced totally and completely ruined for you by this sad attempt at a movie. If you already purchased tickets for Friday's showing, I recommend getting good and drunk before you go into the theater. It might actually be not as half bad if you're so drunk you'll believe anything.

Way to take one of the best, richest pieces of fiction I've ever read and completely slaughter it.
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