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Stolen from stillbourne

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for? And don't say pole dancing!

Answer me, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.


Depends on what you were wearing..

Pole dancing clothes: sex worker

Normal street clothes: In protective custody
Inciting a riot by just being too darn sexy.
Does it matter? It only means that things are going according to The Plan. MWAHAHAHAHA!
Ripping out Diamond Boy's earring and swallowing it.
Knocking out a certain "goddess" shaped broad with a stiletto to the head! Only in defense, of course. The broad's friends lied in her defense when the cops came because they wanted to see you fry.
Research ;)

Nah, protesting Prop8 of course.
A completely innocent comment that got taken in a very, very wrong way by an overly zealous police officer. (What that comment might be, I have no idea.)