Girl who dances in a cage (cagekitten) wrote,
Girl who dances in a cage

new plate

So I took the license plate to the department of licensing today. Lucky for me the guy helping me at the counter was gay. So all I had to do was hold up the plate and show him. Every gay man knows this particular euphemism when he sees it, no explanatin was necessary.

He didn't say anything when I showed him the plate, he just walked away to another room. I wondered what was going on. A few minutes later he returned with a brand new plate and said, "Will this work?" I gladly accepted the new plate.

I should mention that in addition to the second half of the original plate spelling out something sexual, the first half of the plate was 096. If you care to reverse those numbers, that's TWO sexual euphemisms in one license plate. I showed it to one of my instructors last night and she said it looks like I ordered it as a custom plate just to have two sexual terms on my car. That's when I knew there was no way I was going to keep that plate.

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