I got my plate today and the last two letters of the plate are basically a sexual euphemism. To make matters worse, the letter before those is a "y". So the plate is basically asking, in abbreviation, why (or why not) do this sexual act?
I wonder how foolish I'm going to feel at the department of licensing tomorrow explaining why I refuse to put these plates on my car and why I want a new one. To make matters worse, I've been planning to replace the tire cover on the back of my truck with one that has my logo and slogan. So I'll already have something on the back of my car that people associate with sex and stripping (a pole dancer), it really would make matters worse to have a sexual euphemism on my license plate, right underneath it.
I have no idea if they will replace the plates or not. I also don't know if they can do it in 24 hours, since the tags/plates expire on Thursday. But I plan to go to the department office tomorrow morning and put my foot down and insist on a plate that doesn't have a sexual euphemism on it.
