I'm trying very hard to fit into my schedule a party on Saturday night where the theme is to come dressed as something you are not. I decided that as a goth/hippie girl, I should dress as something conservative like a house wife or cheerleader. Since I have a couple beautiful ball gowns that I never get to wear, I've decided to put on a tiara and be a beauty queen. Not to imply that I'm not beautiful, but to put a funny twist on it as something uber conservative. I purchased a blank sash and some glitter markers and I need to know what to put on the sash. I was thinking maybe a sorority beauty queen, like Miss Gamma Alpha Pi? Or maybe Miss Congeniality? Or miss Teen USA? You know, something I'm totally not.
Please share your ideas of what kind of pageant winner I should be: