Girl who dances in a cage (cagekitten) wrote,
Girl who dances in a cage

best tax deduction EVER

The trip to the strip club turned out to be incredibly valuable. I picked up a combination of floor work moves that can be woven in beautifully with the others that I can do. I will eventually teach it, but only to my advanced class (it's a bit too much for the beginners and intermediate students). I also managed to spin upside down by one leg! Granted I don't do it as quickly or as dramatically as the gal I saw doing it at the club. But when you learn a new trick, you have to start somewhere. And it's a pretty big deal to me that I can do it considering that just a week ago I thought it was impossible to spin upside down by only one leg unless you are on spinning pole.

I do believe that monthly trips to the strip club are in order. And of course, the cost of admission is tax deductible as a business expense. Now if I could only figure out a way to make the tip money tax deductible. I wonder if I used my business debit card to purchase "Deja Vu Dollars" if that would work.

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