Girl who dances in a cage (cagekitten) wrote,
Girl who dances in a cage
cagekitten

wow...I did that?

Well now...that was different. Apparently all this muscle tone I've gotten from pole work is good for more than just looking good in my little club outfits. Today I went to open a brand new jar of pasta sauce, and much to my shock and dismay, I opened it on my own. Normally I have a ridiculous ritual of trying to open it...giving up...grabbing a towel or something to get a better grasp of the lid to try again...giving up...banging it on the counter to loosen the lid (this works a lot of the time)...or just finding a man to do it for me. But low and behold...I opened it on the first try! I assumed this was a freak incident and the product had a faulty jar lid. Then I moved on to the brand new jar of organic lime-aid from PCC. I grabbed the lid to the jar, twisted...WOAH! It came right off. Oh my god...I don't need a man anymore...I can open jars on my own!

This is freakish, truly freakish. I've been a weakling all my life. But no longer. Now I feel like Wonder Woman or something.
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