I follow her every morning and sit on the bathmat and wait for her to get out of the shower. She can't resist petting me when she gets out. See, that's what I look like to her when she opens the shower curtain every morning. Hi mom!
She takes off for a while after that but when she's home she always sits at that desk in front of the computer. I noticed she likes to rest her arm in front of the keyboard when she uses the mouse and that's when I make my move. I can cuddle in her lap and rest my head on her arm.
Then I follow her to the pole studio. I don't like it so much in there because it's harder to get her attention. So I take advantage of that time to groom and lick myself like so:
I know eventually she can't resist me and has to stop dancing long enough to cuddle. No one can resist my evil snuggle powers!
Eventually she installed a throne in the dance studio for me to watch from. She seems to think it's some kind of "lap dancing practice chair." But we all know it's my throne...see:
Next stop, bed! I know she has to get here sooner or later. So I wait by her pillow. Come on mom! It's time to snuggle!
Once she's asleep, she's my willing snuggle slave! I get to cuddle all night. Woo-hoo!
Then we start the whole thing over again in the morning.