Meushi is in for QUITE a surprise in less than an hour. I made an appointment to get her a little kitty tune-up. She'll get an annual exam, annual vaccinations, all her nails clipped and they even recommended something called a "fecal float" for $60 extra. Apparently it's just to make sure her intestines are normal. Seeing as how they probably aren't going to wait for her to provide a fecal sample, I can only assume they're going to squeeze it out of her. Which means for an hour she's going to get poked, prodded, squeezed and clipped.
Poor girl. I'll take her home for much cuddles afterward.