Girl who dances in a cage (cagekitten) wrote,
Girl who dances in a cage

I named it "Lucky"

Say hello to the newest addition to my dance studio:

I've named the chair Lucky the Lap Dancing Chair. The dancer I've hired to teach the lap dancing workshops will not be available to teach until August. But I've decided to create a special package deal for the bachelorette parties in which the bachelorette learns to lap dance for her husband-to-be after everyone at the party has had their pole lesson. This means I need to brush up on my lap dancing. And this means I need a lap dancing "dummy" to practice on.

I was thinking of just buying an inexpensive mannequin head and attaching to a shirt and pants that I've stuffed and put in the chair. But I'd prefer something ready made. Where can I get one of those carpool lane dummies they used to sell? Or something else inexpensive that could sit in the chair and look semi-human. And please no "volunteers" to be a lap dancing dummy. That offer was funny about 6 months ago, but I've got enough live volunteers now thank you and I'm looking for something non-living and stuffed.

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