Girl who dances in a cage (cagekitten) wrote,
Girl who dances in a cage

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Unusual pick up lines

Still too tired to write about last night. But I will share this much. Funniest pick up line in a long while. Some blonde dude with his shirt practically buttoned all the way down to show off the tattoo on his chest. Which, by the way, I couldn't make out because the Mercury is so damn dark.

And I just want to say for the record that since bitterfun I tend to be a lot more receptive to pick up lines. Because when he first tried to pick me up at the Mercury I had my typical oh great some guy I want to get rid of but will be polite and considerate of his feelings in the process and hopefully he'll just get the hint and go away reaction to. And of course he turned out to be some one that I really enjoyed dating once I gave him a chance. But he got past my defenses with his skilled sense of observation and his words. If you don't have a way with words or you're not paying attention, you're not going to get anywhere with me. It's just the way it is. And this blonde dude last night did not exactly have a way with words.

So picture this. I'm on the dance floor dancing and he comes up to me...

Blonde guy: Can I watch you dance?
Me: (thinking that's why I'm on the dance dance and be seen). Yes.

After I've danced for a while...

Blonde guy: Wow. Do you dance like that at home?
Me: Yes. As a matter of fact I do.
Blonde guy: Can I watch you dance like that at home?
Me: Ummm....I don't think so.


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