Not sure it's safe to pole dance. My arms are still sore from the push ups I did on Tuesday! But I'll give it a whirl anyway. :)
Mmmm...I can smell the smoke and hear the heavenly squeak of PVC already.
And note to self: Do not wear fishnet underwear when wearing the PVC pants with the big decorative zipper in the front (again!). The fishnet WILL get caught in the zipper every &*#%$*#@!!! time you try to take them off!!